Every Morning when I wake up the first thoughts that go through my head are usually a system of reality checks -
Who Am I?...........Richard
Where Am I?.........Bed
Who Am I With?......Naomi
This process usually takes a split second, unless I've not slept well or had been drinking the night before. One Day I am half expecting my brain to throw me the wrong answers to these questions for a laugh.
There are additional secondary questions that relate to remaining bladder capacity and current body position.